milk of the taupe python

"there is fire down below"

I just bought a used car without actually driving it because I thought it smelled right. Aldehydes, man.

If anyone has seen Cherry Mash for sale anywhere in central FL that isn’t Hobby Lobby, please let me know so I can relieve some cognitive dissonance and stop damaging my character alignment. 

Sometimes I cry when they list the notes in perfume descriptions.

Anonymous asked: Wat is ur favorite book?!

I mostly read non-fiction and don’t think that’s what you want. And rarely have time to read at that.
Immediately, Anaïs Nin’s House of Incest.
But the enduring favorite is Gaiman’s collection Fragile Things, only because it’s the first thing of his I ran into, and never since touched the stuff as it threatens my protective apathy. 
Nearly equal in intensity was Shalom Auslander’s Hope: A Tragedy: A Novel. But in a completely different way. Not in opposition, but different. 
A few years ago I would have said Atlas Shrugged, which is now the only book I might ever advise someone not to read if they can avoid it. Read Anthem and acquire an amphetamine habit to achieve the same effect in less time. 
I am so sorry if you read all of this.